this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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