Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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