Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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