I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
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