Don't you send me to vm
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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