She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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