One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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