It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
The feeling are messing with the penis
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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