i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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