This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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