There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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