Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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