If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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