all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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