At least make sure they are 18
Why
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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