yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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