never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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