You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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