do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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