He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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