Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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