i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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