I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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