come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just cropdusted the office
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
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Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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