It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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