Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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