Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
