That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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