I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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