And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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