so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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