Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Couch. On fire.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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