How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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