champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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