ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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