Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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