If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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