Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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