I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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