We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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