After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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