And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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