I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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