Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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