there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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