Someone shit on the floor
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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