He is an equal opportunity slut.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?