I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm