Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(816): View more from Missouri

I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy

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(512): View more from Texas

dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.

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(716): View more from New York

When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions

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(419): View more from Ohio

Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.

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(928): View more from Arizona

So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey

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(801): View more from Utah

You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm

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