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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  How was your Memorial Day?

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  Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?

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• (212): View more from New York

  The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?

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• (518): View more from New York

  I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny

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  Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I want to be your penis for a week.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life

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  (Underoos optional)

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.

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