Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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