So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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