Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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