were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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