I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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