If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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